Archive for the ‘Crap’ tag
Me vs. the Grass – Round 1
The 0.7m tall grass suffers a heavy blow at the hands of me and the strimmer.
Next round – my weapon of choice will be the lawn mower
FIGHT
Beeeezly
As you can see, I’m not very good at colouring-in. Catull is the typeface, if you can find it 
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My simple guide to why DRM will never work
DRM is implemented using cryptography – so we have our three classic cryptography character.
In my DRM example, Alice is a film company and they want Bob to be able to watch the film without Eve being able to intercept it.
But, who are Bob and Eve?
Well, Bob is you – the paying customer – and Eve? That’s you too.
See why it will never work?
Gah.
New phone, new network
My brand new phone is finally on my brand new network – well, new to me at least. My phone number has stayed the same – although there was a bit of a blip with porting my number from Orange – it looked like I couldn’t receive any calls or send any text messages yesterday.
Arrr!
What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
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Superhero
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
| You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.  |
Something fishy with Space Cadets…
Ok, more Space Cadets stuff…
Take a look at the profile for Ryan, one of the unsuccesful Space Cadets and then take a look at this Blood Donation advert and tell me that the bloke with Gordon Ramsay isn’t the same person.
Fishy?
Could you pass 8th Grade Math?
Ok, so it’s American (so it means Year 8 – 12/13 year olds), but still… quite entertaining!
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You Passed 8th Grade Math |
 Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! |
Meme!
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The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven… the next moment hell. You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
Hot beezly.org.uk tip!
I just discovered a nice side effect of being at the top of Google‘s ranking when you search for me. Typing “Beezly” into the address bar in Firefox takes you straight to my home page!
