The girls in rank order
Smashie and Nicey
Ok, prompted by Leo and Owen, the girls in rank order:
In reverse order, Smashie and Nicey/Alan Freeman style…
5. Annie – she felt nauseous when we stopped.
4. Laura Q – reasonable, but too much faffing about!
3. Edie – Plenty of experience, but not the best… maybe it was the flip-flops.
2. Caroline FH – very good, she’s had lots of experience!
1. Eleanor – a natural, with a vice-like grip between her thighs that inspires confidence.
If only you can work out what it’s a rank order of 
Categories: Life
Recent Comments